Hey peoples! It's great to be here. I'm Jaxon, or Jax, I'm muggleborn, I like creatures, hate potions because I suck at it, and oh yea, I like to eat. I really like food. Feed me, and I'm like a stray cat. I'll keep coming back

Welcome

Welcome welcome Glad to have a new *hot* student around here Looking forward to see you at the Academy!

Hey Jax! Welcome to the academy

Thanks everyone, it's great to be welcomed

Hey! Welcome to the Academy c: We have cookies and chocolate puddings every other day, and the kitchen has a big supply of lemon meringue tarts c: other than that, I do hope you have fun and stick around

Thanks for the heads up, with all the snacks you're providing I'll be one fat cat And don't worry, I plan on sticking around

Haha, no prob c: Though if you're worried about being chubby, we might have some lettuce around o:

Lettuce? What am I? A rabbit? No thanks. I'll take the cookies and pudding, hold the lettuce

Don't be so.. animalist. Rabbits aren't the only animals that eat lettuce! O:

Btw, I will reply to the thread later c: much.. much.. later. I have to go for lessons soon, sorry :c

I'm merely stating that I am a growing boy who needs his sustenance, which he will not get from lettuce

And that's ok, I understand. Have good lessons!

Nonsense I say, nonsense! Lettuce provides fibre, which cleans your colon and makes sure you don't get colon cancer! :3

Haha, I'm back now though, thanks c: I shall post in a bit!

One more reason to NOT eat lettuce. It's associated with the colon, not something I like to think about when eating, I might add

And no worries. I'm posting back now.

Pft, why would you not think about your colon? Its inside of you, its a part of you!